Teacher: Ramu,name me three animals belonging to Cat family.Ramu : So easy, teacher! Father Cat,Mother Cat,Baby Cat.
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There is 17 major languages and 844 dialects spoken in India.
Fact 2:
India was one of the richest countries on earth until the British invasion in the early 17th century.
Fact 3:
India invented the number system and Aryabhatta was the scientist who invented the digit zero.
Fact 4:
Chess was invented in India.
Fact 5:
India is the 6th largest country in the world, the largest democracy and one of the oldest civilization.
Fact 6:
India has the most number of mosques. It has 300,000 mosques which is much more than the Muslim world.
Fact 7:
India is one of the largest exporter of computer software products.
Fact 8:
Before 1986, India was the only place in the world where Diamonds could be found.
Fact 9:
The biggest and the largest employer in the world is Indian railways employing over a million people.
Fact 10:
India has the most number of post offices in the world.
After English exam:
1st student:How was the paper?
2nd student:Paper was easy but question 5 confused me.
1st student:What was the question?
2nd student:Question 5 wants the past tense of think.I thought
Independence of JAVA
Power of LINUX
Popularity of WINDOWS 8
Luxury of .NET
Efficiency of C
Ease of VB
Robustness of ORACLE
Vision of PHOTOSHOP
Vastness of INTERNET
Compactness of JPG
Richness of BMP
Coverage as YAHOO
Reachness of GOOGLE And
Security
of AVAST!!!
Many many happy returns of Diwali…Enjoy!
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
A: A piano.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A: B. (bee)
Q: What letter is a part of the head?
A: I. (eye)
Q: What letter is a drink?
A: T. (tea)
Q: What letter is a body of water?
A: C. (sea)
Q: What letter is a vegetable?
A: P. (pea)
2.The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.
3.There are 1,792 steps to the top of t
he Eiffel Tower.
4.Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
5.The "I'm feeling lucky" button costs Google $110 million every year !
6.If you multiply 111,111,111 by 111,111,111 the answer will be 12,345,678,987,654,321.
4.Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
5.The "I'm feeling lucky" button costs Google $110 million every year !
6.If you multiply 111,111,111 by 111,111,111 the answer will be 12,345,678,987,654,321.
Prove that 3=4Suppose:
a + b = c
This can also be written as:
4a – 3a + 4b – 3b = 4c – 3c
After reorganizing:
4a + 4b – 4c = 3a + 3b – 3c
Take the constants out of the brackets:
4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)
Remove the same term left and right:
4 = 3
After reorganizing:
4a + 4b – 4c = 3a + 3b – 3c
Take the constants out of the brackets:
4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)
Remove the same term left and right:
4 = 3
Teacher : What happens when CarbOn MOnOxide reacts with 2 MOlecules Of IrOn??Student : COFFEE !!
Teacher : HOW ??
Student : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE !!
Teacher Shocked Student Rocks !!
Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?
Student: HIJKLMNO.
Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said H to O.
Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said H to O.
Smith: I answered correct today.
If you need to square a 2 digit number ending in 5, you can do so very easily with this trick. Multiply the first digit by itself + 1, and put 25 on the end. That is all!
252 = (2x(2+1)) & 25
2 x 3 = 6
625
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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL and T20
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)
1.44% of kids watch television before they go to sleep
2.The typical lead pencil can draw a line that is thirty five miles long
3.Japan has approximately 200 volcanoes and is home to 10% of the active volcanoes in the world
4.The nickname for a Japanese businessmen is "Salarymen."
5.Over 200 varieties of watermelons are grown in the U.S
6.In 1873, Colgate made a toothpaste that was available in a jar
7.Great wall of china is 8850km long!!!.
8.Sharks have 7 senses.
1.What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock
2.What starts with a ‘P’, ends with an ‘E’ and has thousands of letters? The Post Office!
3.What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg
4.Which month has 28 days? All of them of course!
5.What word begins and ends with an ‘e’ but only has one letter? Envelope
3.What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg
4.Which month has 28 days? All of them of course!
5.What word begins and ends with an ‘e’ but only has one letter? Envelope
| Cricketers mindset: "DO Vs DIE" .. Cricketers mindset: "DO Vs DIE" .. Ganguly: Do or die. Sehwag: Do before you die. Dravid: DO until they die.
Tendulkar: do that will never die...
Laxman: Do when everyone else die. Yuvraj: Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat).... Dhoni: Do everything before luck die. |
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We Go To School, To Attend "CLASS" .
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.
At Home, We Have To "STUDY".
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-Sms, Dota, Youtube.
In Class, We're Given "HOMEWORK."
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.
While Doing Homework, We Refer To "TEXTBOOK".
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + FaceBOOK.....
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-Sms, Dota, Youtube.
In Class, We're Given "HOMEWORK."
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.
While Doing Homework, We Refer To "TEXTBOOK".
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + FaceBOOK.....
Interviewer: What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
Banta: Terms are different … nothing more
Banta: Terms are different … nothing more
Interviewer: What is JFC ?
Banta: Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
Banta: Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
Interviewer: Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
Banta: Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will
have 3 tyres.
Banta: Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will
have 3 tyres.
Interviewer: I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which
methodology will follow?
Banta: Send it through courier.
methodology will follow?
Banta: Send it through courier.
Interviewer: Can I modify an object in CORBA?
Banta: As you wish , I do not have any objections.
Banta: As you wish , I do not have any objections.
Interviewer: How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
Banta: Sorry, Non living things can’t communicate.
Banta: Sorry, Non living things can’t communicate.
Interviewer: Explain RMI Architecture?
Banta: I am a computer professional not an architect student.
Banta: I am a computer professional not an architect student.
There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...
There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.member everything forever.
Just for looking.
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.member everything forever.
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