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Question Fun

After English exam:
1st student:How was the paper?
2nd student:Paper was easy but question 5 confused me.
1st student:What was the question?
2nd student:Question 5 wants the past tense of think.I thought

Diwali fun

By wish from Computer Programmer

Independence of JAVA
Power of LINUX
Popularity of WINDOWS 8
Luxury of .NET
Efficiency of C
Ease of VB
Robustness of ORACLE
Vision of PHOTOSHOP
Vastness of INTERNET
Compactness of JPG
Richness of BMP
Coverage as YAHOO
Reachness of GOOGLE And

Security
of AVAST!!!
Many many happy returns of Diwali…Enjoy!

Happy Diwali

Telephone Joke

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the girl.

Funny Riddles

Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? 
A: A piano.

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? 
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump! 

The big Lie

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Alphabet Fun

Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A: B. (bee) 

Q: What letter is a part of the head?
A: I. (eye) 

Q: What letter is a drink?
A: T. (tea) 

Q: What letter is a body of water?
A: C. (sea) 

Q: What letter is a vegetable?
A: P. (pea) 

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