Man: "Doc, I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said"
Doctor: "When did you first notice this problem?"
Man: "What problem?"
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Man: "Doc, I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said"
Doctor: "When did you first notice this problem?"
Man: "What problem?"
"Smiles".There is a mile between each "s".
Teacher: Ramu,name me three animals belonging to Cat family.Ramu : So easy, teacher! Father Cat,Mother Cat,Baby Cat.
After English exam:
1st student:How was the paper?
2nd student:Paper was easy but question 5 confused me.
1st student:What was the question?
2nd student:Question 5 wants the past tense of think.I thought
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
A: A piano.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A: B. (bee)
Q: What letter is a part of the head?
A: I. (eye)
Q: What letter is a drink?
A: T. (tea)
Q: What letter is a body of water?
A: C. (sea)
Q: What letter is a vegetable?
A: P. (pea)
Prove that 3=4Suppose:
a + b = c
This can also be written as:
4a – 3a + 4b – 3b = 4c – 3c
After reorganizing:
4a + 4b – 4c = 3a + 3b – 3c
Take the constants out of the brackets:
4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)
Remove the same term left and right:
4 = 3
After reorganizing:
4a + 4b – 4c = 3a + 3b – 3c
Take the constants out of the brackets:
4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)
Remove the same term left and right:
4 = 3
Teacher : What happens when CarbOn MOnOxide reacts with 2 MOlecules Of IrOn??Student : COFFEE !!
Teacher : HOW ??
Student : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE !!
Teacher Shocked Student Rocks !!
Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?
Student: HIJKLMNO.
Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said H to O.
Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said H to O.
Smith: I answered correct today.
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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL and T20
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)
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