After English exam:
1st student:How was the paper?
2nd student:Paper was easy but question 5 confused me.
1st student:What was the question?
2nd student:Question 5 wants the past tense of think.I thought
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"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
A: A piano.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A: B. (bee)
Q: What letter is a part of the head?
A: I. (eye)
Q: What letter is a drink?
A: T. (tea)
Q: What letter is a body of water?
A: C. (sea)
Q: What letter is a vegetable?
A: P. (pea)
2.The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.
3.There are 1,792 steps to the top of t
he Eiffel Tower.
4.Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
5.The "I'm feeling lucky" button costs Google $110 million every year !
6.If you multiply 111,111,111 by 111,111,111 the answer will be 12,345,678,987,654,321.
4.Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
5.The "I'm feeling lucky" button costs Google $110 million every year !
6.If you multiply 111,111,111 by 111,111,111 the answer will be 12,345,678,987,654,321.
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